• Bot squash RV

    Let me tell you about our new home, affectionately named “bot squash RV”. It is a Tiffin Zephyr 2026 that includes every addition available to us. It is roomy at 450 square feet and full of storage, has a 50 inch 4K smart TV, has a full kitchen, and has a full walk in shower.…

  • The initial call

    Today marks the beginning of the process of purchasing a Tiffin Zephyr motorhome. This is the first time I have made a purchase over $1500 and the first home I have ever owned. Today I scheduled an appointment for a showing of the Zephyr for next week, Thursday at 1:30 PM. I affectionately refer to…

  • Monday, 9 days to D-Day, I am talking about love with her, like I normally do every morning. We start to have an argument over patience, waiting for D-Day to come particularly. It quickly turns flirty, I tell her I am beyond insane about her, I tell her I am trying to prepare everything so…

  • Portia likes to be sleepy

  • Joke of the day

    How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it.

  • Sunday, 10 days

    Today is Sunday, 10 days left to D-Day. She is not awake yet. I have called multiple times and she is apparently very much dead asleep. Yesterday was a hot button topic, cell phones. The topic quickly turned from what phones do we get to why not just use Connor’s already collected bunch of cell…

  • Sleepy days

    Sometimes you just get hit with the sleepy sleeps and you don’t know why. Sometimes you take so much pain medicine that you don’t experience pain relief but instead experience the sleepy sleeps. If this has ever happened to you, you are not alone. It happens to me several times a week. I will often…

  • Joke of the day

    What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s a little lighter

  • Phones are weird

    4:30 PM, I am texting her, just cutting up together. Suddenly I send a text and it doesn’t go through. I wait an hour and it still doesn’t go through. Another hour, still nothing. She texts me at 6:30 AM this morning saying “My network was fucked up” and I’m like seriously phones, you little…

  • Neuro-logistics

    Driving to the neurologist’s office today, less than 2 miles from the hospital where the neurologist is located, mom receives a call from the neurologist alerted us that my appointment was earlier in the day and that we were late by 45 minutes. Mom promptly cancelled the appointment before we were marked as no show,…